Some of you are single.

Some of you are wives or girlfriends.

And then there are the women who exist outside of labels. Intentional, discreet, and very aware of what they’re doing.

This one is for you.

 I know my single Sirens didn’t think I forgot about them. Whether this is your first, second, or countless Valentine’s Day flying solo, here’s your itinerary for the day. And luckily, Valentine’s Day falls on a Saturday; if you don’t have the day off, take it.

Happy New Year, Sirens. 

This year, we’re kicking it off with date night ideas! Valentine’s Day is less than a month away, and I’m itching to give you these spots I love. I’m going to break this down into two categories: one for the couples who want to go all out, the other for the couples who want to keep it lowkey. Send this to whom it may concern. 

No posts since May is actually insane, but here we go. We’re diving straight into one of my favorite activities as a couple and as a single, “threesomes”.

Before we begin, I want to preface this by saying that even though you are not doing anything inherently sexual, selling feet content is sex work. What people do with these pictures is unknown to you. So if you are under 18 or have some moral high ground, this post is not for you.

So your coochie stinks. Welcome, we’ve all been there.